[Insert mandatory new year blog post] [insert cliché new year resolutions] [insert boast about the best moments and new relationships of 2014] [insert playlist of 2014 - of epic proportions]
Fuck it... I'm going to keep this short and sweet.
For most people, it takes a new year, a new four digit number on the end of their date line, to feel the urge to revolutionise their entire persona.